OLD BALD AND WRINKLES - Men's T-Shirt birthday present t-shirts gifts tee ideas

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Fun tshirts listing some birthday phobias.

Real words for things old people worry about.

Birthday Joke

A little old lady was doing 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40.

A Policeman pulls her over and says “did you know you were speeding?”

In reply she says “I’m sorry, Officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drink driving.”

                           “I stole the car from my husband and he’s in the boot.”

Excitedly the Policeman says, "DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.”

Five minutes later, half the station pulls up, and even the local Police Chief.

Taking charge, the Senior Officer walks to the old womans window and says, “Ma’am, can I see your license?”

“Of course, Officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse.

Warily he mumbles...., “Can I see in the boot?”  She replies "Of course, help yourself".

Together they walk to the rear of the car and carefully opens the boot of the car. But it was completely empty.

The old lady, brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!”

 

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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Birthday, Phobias,