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Orgasm Doner tshirt.

If this doesnt get you noticed.., nothing will.

But please try to live up to the expectation.

Orgasm Joke

One day little Donna went into her back garden and found her dog Scamp lying dead with its legs up in the air. 

She asked, "Daddy, Daddy, why are Scamp's legs in the air?" 

Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way Jesus can come down and take Scamp to heaven easier." 

The next day when Donna's dad came home from work, she ran up to him and said, "Daddy, Daddy, Mummy almost died today." 

Flustered, her father said, "Honey, what happened?" 

"Well, Mommy's legs were up in the air and she was screaming 'Oh Jesus, I'm coming, I'm coming'

and if it wasn't for the milkman holding her down she would have been a goner."

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment