BAR STOOL - Men's T-Shirt If you can read this please put me back on bar stool t-shirt tshirts tees

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Joke t-shirt which reads, "If you can read this please put me back on my barstool".

How about a few barstool jokes

A duck walks into a bar jumps onto the barstool and asks the bartender got any grapes?

The bartender says no so the duck comes in the next day, to the same barstool and asks the same bartender got any grapes?

The bartender says no so he comes in the next day and asks the same bartender got any grapes?

Quite angry now, the bartender says 'No!!!!' ..., and if you come in again I will nail your feet to the ground!

so the next day the duck comes in again and asks the bartender got any nails?

When the bartender says no....., the duck says in that case got any grapes?

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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one.

He screams, "Oi You  ...., I slept with your mother!"

The bar went dead quiet as everyone listened to see what the second man would do.

The first chap shouted again, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!!!!! ans she liked it!"

The bar was now in complete silence.

Eventually, the second guy said, "Go home dad.....,  you're drunk again".

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If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

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  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
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  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

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Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment