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Designated Driver T-shirt.

Ideal t-shirt for the non drinker in the group.

Related Joke

Late in the evening, a Police Officer noticed a man leaving a pub so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the carpark for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys in half a dozen different cars, the man managed to find his own car.

He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the pub and drove off.

Eventually, he started his car and he moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary

for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.

At last he pulled out of the pub carpark and started to drive slowly down the street.

The Police officer having patiently waited all this time, put on the flashing lights and pulled the man over.

But to his amazement the breathalyser indicated the man was completely sober.

Dumbfounded, the Officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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