I SAY NO TO DRUGS- Men's T-Shirt funny joke t-shirts

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  • Product Code: I SAY NO TO DRUGS-MALE-TEE
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T-shirt reads, "I say no to drugs - but they just don't listen"

Some drug jokes

An elephant, an ostrich and a zebra stop a bloke in the street. 

The elephant pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir."
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I got stopped by a Policeman with a radar gun the other day.
"Bit of a speed merchant are we, sir?" he asked.
"A bit, now and then," I replied, "but I only sell to my friends."
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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose!

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Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem?

He was a quackhead!

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Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

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  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment