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Funny insult tshirt.

Joke about 'Lifts', (yes I know its the wrong type but I could not think of one).

2 Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike.

They break down and start trying to hitching a lift.

A trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. 

He tells them that he is carrying 50, 000 bowling balls but if they and their bike fit on he will take them.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver gets off on his way.

By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

Half an hour later the Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding.

And the officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies, "Scouse Eggs". 
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

"I've got a wagon with 50, 000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the bastards have managed to nick a motorbike already".

 

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Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
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Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment