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Funny computer and geek t-shirt.

Funny tee for programmers and I.T people.

 

Computer Joke

One day Gary complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt so his friend suggested that he should go to the

computer they just put in at Boots as it could diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than any doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs £5."

Gary thought he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the chemist.

Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the £5.

The computer started making some whirring noises and various lights started flashing.

After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:

"You have tennis elbow! Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

The following weeks gary thought about whether or not the machine could be fooled. So he:

mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter.

To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the chemist, poured in the sample and deposited the £5.

The computer again made the usual noises and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard..., Get a water softener.

Your dog has worms...., Get him vitamins.

Your daughter is using cocaine..., Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is carrying someone else's baby....,  Get a lawyer.

And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

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  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
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Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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