BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE - Men's T-Shirt A funny latin worded t-shirt for all star Trek fans

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  • Product Code: BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE-MALE-TEE
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A more educated Star Trek t-shirt. This tee reads, "Beam me up Scotty" but in Latin.

Fancy a few Star trek jokes?

Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.

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Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A: A croaking device.

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Q: Why don't the Borg go to prison?

A: Because they obey the Lore!

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Q: Why did the Borg cross the road?

A: Because it assimilated the chicken!

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Q: What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet?

A: The Captian's Log.

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Q: Where do the Borg eat fast food?

A: At their local Borger King!

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Q: Why was Star Trek so successful?

A: It had good Genes.

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Q: How many ears does Picard have?

A: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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Do you know any more?

If so let us know on our Facebook page. The best ones will win a free t-shirt.


 

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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Latin, Star Trek