CANNOT HEAR BANANA - Men's T-Shirt Funny phrased banana and ear t-shirts in latin from Sesame street
The t-shirt says, "I cannot hear you I have a banana in my ear" in Latin.
The phrase comes from the famous Sesame Street sketch where Bert and Ernie say:
Bert: Ernie …
Ernie: (loudly) Hi, Bert!
Bert: You still have that banana in your ear?
Ernie: (loudly) What was that?
Bert: I said you still have that banana in your ear!
Ernie: (loudly) Yeah, I know!
Bert: You know? But why did you put it in your ear?
Ernie: Listen, Bert, (loudly) I use this banana to keep alligators away!
Bert: Alligators? Ernie, there are no alligators on Sesame Street!
Ernie: Right! Works pretty good, doesn’t it, Bert? Heeheeheee!
Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.
Sizing Guide - Men's
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Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL | |
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Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | |
Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | |
Width | 46cm | 51cm | 56cm | 61cm | 66cm | |
Length | 71cm | 74cm | 76cm | 79cm | 81cm | |
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes | ||||||
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment |
Sizing Guide - Women's
PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!
- All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
- If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
- Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.
If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
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Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL | |
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UK Size | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | |
EU Size | 36 | 38 | 40 | 42 | 44 | |
Width* | 16" | 17" | 18" | 19" | 20" | |
Length** | 23.5" | 24.5" | 25" | 25.5" | 26" | |
Width* | 41cm | 43cm | 46cm | 48cm | 51cm | |
Length** | 60cm | 62cm | 63cm | 65cm | 66cm | |
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes | ||||||
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment |