EAT PUSSY - Men's T-Shirt rude t-shirts offensive 18+ tees joke t-shirts

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  • Product Code: EAT PUSSY-MALE-TEE
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Eat Pussy T-shirt.

Related Jokes, (No offense..., but remember this is the Rude & Offensive section!).

A bloke sees his ex-wife with her new lover and decides to wind him up so he shouts over "How's the second-hand pussy?"
Quick as a flash, her lover replies "Great! After the first three inches, it's like brand new."

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The best engine in the world is the fanny.
It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger & every 4 weeks does its own oil change.
It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental.
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Our Brazilian housekeeper is rubbish at making the beds.
She's very tidy downstairs though.

 

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment