OLD GARDENERS- Men's T-Shirt Funny jokes gardening gardeners spade old tees jobs work t shirts
Fun t-shirt for gardeners. The t-shirt reads, "Old gardeners never die, they just spade away"
And now a couple of gardener jokes
One of the plants in my garden thinks it's so much better than the rest.
- Its a pompous grass.
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We were going to slab out the back, but the wife said sod it.
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Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.
Sizing Guide - Men's
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Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL | |
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Width | 18" | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | |
Length | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 32" | |
Width | 46cm | 51cm | 56cm | 61cm | 66cm | |
Length | 71cm | 74cm | 76cm | 79cm | 81cm | |
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes | ||||||
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment |
Sizing Guide - Women's
PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!
- All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
- If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
- Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.
If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
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Small | Medium | Large | XL | XXL | |
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UK Size | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | |
EU Size | 36 | 38 | 40 | 42 | 44 | |
Width* | 16" | 17" | 18" | 19" | 20" | |
Length** | 23.5" | 24.5" | 25" | 25.5" | 26" | |
Width* | 41cm | 43cm | 46cm | 48cm | 51cm | |
Length** | 60cm | 62cm | 63cm | 65cm | 66cm | |
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes | ||||||
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment |