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This plumbers t-shirt reads, "Old plumbers never die, they just stop having pipe dreams".

Some more plumbers jokes

My wife caught me watching porn and started shouting. 
I stopped her and said, "You're reading that 50 Shades of Grey. That's just reading porn!" 
She replied, "No this book has a storyline to it."
"Yeah so does this, that busty MILF can't afford to pay the plumber!"
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I went home from work early today and found the plumber shagging my dog. I phoned the police and they said there was nothing they could do.

They said the bastard was Corgi Registered.
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The stunning blonde, dressed in nothing more than a thong and negligee, let the plumber in.
"Hello, is your husband not in?" he asked,
"Does it look like he is in?" she replied, opening her negligee. "Will I not do?"
"No, not really," he said. "I need your car reversing out of the drive."
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Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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Plumbers, plumbing,