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Don't drink and drive - Don't even put, joke golf t-shirt.

Golf Jokes

A couple love to play golf together, so they decide that it might be an idea if they took private lessons.

The husband is the first one to have a lesson.
After the instructor sees his swing, he moans loudly, “No no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!”
“Well, what should I do?” the man asks.
“You need to hold the club gently,” the golf pro replied. “Hold the club just like you would hold your wife’s breast.”
So the man takes the advice that the instructor gave him, takes a swing, and the ball flies almost 300 yards straight up the fairway.
The man is delightd, and goes back to his wife with the good news.
His wife can’t wait for her lesson, which just happens to be the very next day.
The golf pro watches the wife take her swing, and just as before he says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”
“What can I do?” asks the wife meekly.
“You need to hold the club gently, just like you would hold your husband’s willie”.
The wife listens very carefully to the instructor’s advice, then takes a swing, and THUMP.

The ball goes straight down the fairway.

“That was great,” the instructor says,

“Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you’re supposed to!”

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An elderly couple are playing together in the annual golf club championship.

The game has ended up in a play off hole, and everytrhing rides on a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make.
Aware of how critical the this final putt is, she takes her stance, and her husband can see her trembling.
Well the wife putts, the ball sails clear past the hole, and the couple lose the match.
On the way home in the car, it’s obvious from the atmosphere that her husband is not happy, in fact he is fuming,
“I cannot believe that you missed that simple putt!” he said to his wife. “That putt was no longer than my dick.”

The wife just looked over at her husband, smiled and said, “Yes dear, but it was much harder!”

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Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
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Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
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** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment