BECOMING ASTRONAUGHT - Men's T-Shirt Funny odds t-shirts for the betting person or space man

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Interesting t-shirt for those who like odd random facts.

& now my favourite spaceman jokes

Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A: A Mars bar!
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Q: Why did the sun go to school?

A: To get brighter!

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
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Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick

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Q:What kind of music do planets sing?
A:Neptunes!

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Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

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Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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Q: What did the alien say to the garden?

A: Take me to your weeder!

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Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment