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Fun t-shirt from our 'Whats the odds?'  range.

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Here are a few 'lightning' related jokes

If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after each examination.

"1st body was French, age 65. -  He died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress".  "Hence the enormous smile", 

"2nd body was Scottish, also aged 65". "He had won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky". "And he died of alcohol Poisoning, hence the smile."

The Policeman asks, "Well, what about the 3rd body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one". "Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning."

 "And why is he smiling then?" inquires the Police Inspector.

"Well by the looks of it we believe he thought he was having his picture taken."

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Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

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Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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