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Funny tee shirt for men who work as Plumbers.

Crack kills!

Plumber Jokes

An apprentice plumber was putting in sewers at a very rapid pace.

One day, he complained to the boss about the speed and workload.

"Hell, this is nothing" his boss replied.

"When I was your age, my boss used to let us lay the first length of pipe,

turn the water on, and we'd have to lay pipe to keep ahead of it!!"
 

"Did you hear that someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet?
 Right now the cops have nothing to go on....."

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 A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because his toilet was blocked.

  He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately.

  Upon arrival we simply lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins and said,

  "If it's still there in the morning, give us another ring.'"

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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