PAY AND DISPLAY - Women's T-Shirt Funny jokes fancy dress pay and display costume parking t shirts tees

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  • Product Code: PAY A ND DISPLAY-FEMALE-TEE
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Fun 'Pay & Display' tshirt.

Could even wear it as part of a fancy dress outfit.

By the way..., why do they never give change?

Parking Ticket Joke

 

The other day I went shopping.  I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was

a Policeman issuing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a stupid idiot. He just looked at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

In the end I got bored and walked around the corner to 'my' car.

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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