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  • Product Code: KEEP CALM PLAY-FEMALE-TEE
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T-shirt says, Keep Calm and Play Darts.

This darts tee is one of the many 'Keep Calm' series of sayings.

Available in many colours.

If you would like us to make simething special for your team just email us and we will do what we can.

 

Darts Joke

A very drunk man goes into his local pub and orders a drink. 

The bartender serves him and asks him if he would like to the pubs special dart game.

Three in the bullseye and win a prize.. Only a pound for three darts.

The drunk agrees and throws the first dart. A bullseye!! 

Downs another drink, takes aim on wobbly feet, lets go...Two bulls eyes!!!! 

Two more quick drinks go down. Barely able to stand, he lets go with the last dart.

Three bulls eyes!!! 

All are astounded. No one has ever won. 

The bartender desperately searches for a prize... grabs a turtle from the bar's fish tank and presents it to the drunk as his prize. 

A few weeks pass... and  the drunk returns and orders more drinks, then announces he would like to try the dart game again. 

To the total amazement of all the locals, he scores three more bulls eyes and demands his prize. 

The bartender, being a bit of a drunk himself, and a bit short of memory, doesn't know what to give him.

So he asks the drunk, " Say, what did you win the last time?" 

And the drunk replies, "A roast beef sandwich in a hard roll!"

 

Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment

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Darts, Keep Calm,