HIDE THE SAUSAGE - Women's T-Shirt Rude 18+ tees sausages hide and seek barbeques hot dogs gifts tees t shirts

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  • Product Code: HIDE THE SAUSAGE-FEMALE-TEE
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T-shirt says, "Wanna play hide the sausage?".

Joke

Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst!

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A sausage is lying in a frying pan when another gets dropped in.

The 'new' sausage says, "It's hot in here!".

To which the first sausage exclaims, "Bloody hell...., a talking sausage!"

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 A teenage boy farmer comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?"
"No mum," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?"
"You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs."
The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When he is finished he kicks a chicken.

Next, he walks to the barn and takes out the old milking cow. After milking her thoroughly, he kicks her.

Then the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs. Once he is done he kicks a pig.
Finally, the boy goes back to the kitchen to get his breakfast.

His mother gives him a plate absolutely with nothing on it but an apple.

Disappointed, the boy says, "Where's my eggs, my milk and my sausage?"
"Well,"....., "I saw you kick a chicken, so now you don't get eggs".

                 "I saw you kick the cow, so now you don't get milk".

                 "I saw you kick the pig, so now you don't get any sausages".

Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat.

The boy looks at his mother and says, "Should I tell him now, or do you want to?"
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If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment