PUNCTUATION IS SEXY- Women's T-Shirt rude t-shirts offensive 18+ tees joke t-shirts

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Punctuation 'is' sexy!

Here are some punctuation jokes:

Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe? ...,  Because it was too possessive.

Why did the comma break up with the question mark?    ..., Because it questioned everything.

Why did the comma break up with the exclamation point?    ...,  It was always yelling!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?    ..., A cat has claws at the ends of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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A panda bear walked into a bar and ordered a sandwich. When he was done eating the sandwich, he pulled out a gun and shot the bartender.

The other patrons in the bar were shocked. “Why did you do that?” they asked. The panda walked toward the exit, yelled “look it up!” over his shoulder, and left.

The patrons pulled out their phones and looked up panda bears on the internet. The description said “eats, shoots, and leaves.”

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Shirt sizes in detail; all shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.

If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare it with our chart below.

Sizing Guide - Men's

Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
Width 18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
Width 46cm 51cm 56cm 61cm 66cm
Length 71cm 74cm 76cm 79cm 81cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment


Sizing Guide - Women's

PLEASE MEASURE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ORDER!

  • All shirt widths are measured from underarm to underarm, lengths are measured from the bottom of the shirt to the highest point.
  • If you're unsure of your size, we suggest you find a well fitting shirt you own and compare measurements.
  • Womens tees are close fitting, so if you want a comfortable fit make sure you measure well.

    If you prefer Loose Fitting or Baggy T-Shirts, please use the Mens' Size Charts
Sizing Guide   Small Medium Large XL XXL
UK Size 8 10 12 14 16
EU Size 36 38 40 42 44
Width* 16" 17" 18" 19" 20"
Length** 23.5" 24.5" 25" 25.5" 26"
Width* 41cm 43cm 46cm 48cm 51cm
Length** 60cm 62cm 63cm 65cm 66cm
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge of garment